Tuesday 4 February 2014

Hokey-Pokey baby!...

I didn't think this Indian love for "Ungli karna" read POKING in English was so universal!

Here I sit idle in front of my computer, nothing more to check on Facebook, ok-- let's start poking!! And thus starts the biggest fight in history. You poke some and you get poked in return and then you poke some more and so it goes! Poke! Poke! Poke! Poke! 

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So, why would someone poke someone? Few excuses I could think of :-

1. I just thought of reminding you of my divine presence on this planet and really have got nothing    else to say to you. Please receive my poke ;-)

2. I have been thinking about you and talking to you, but really have got nothing else to say to you..Here comes my mighty POKE!

3. You irritate me, but are still in my friend list! POKE YOU!

4. Just for the heck of it, Poke, Poke, Poke!

5. This is my way of introducing myself to you..Although you might be a complete stranger, with no common friends what-so-ever!%&^%**^%# Poke!

6. Send me a friend request, I might be an old friend of your's...I will keep Poking you till the end of days! Poke!

7. I just wanted to nudge you, but that option is not available on Facebook..Hence you get the Poke!

8. I am very competitive , I start my own fight and decide to win it. So no matter how many times you poke me back I would ensure that I win this war and Poke!

9. I am in love with "ungli karna" and what better way than the beautiful Finger available on FB! Poke!

10. You are not aware of the sexual connotations of Poking someone?? Great! Let me derive as much voyeuristic pleasure out of poking you as possible! Poke!

And after all this research